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Rule Demotivational Poster

RULE #4 -

TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

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thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.

HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.

TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha

HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can

TAGS: david thorne rules
Rating: 4.89/5

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joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
ROR! That is amsome


TAGS: toddler rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:23 pm
If only we could enforce these rules on women. You know, cause some are...unfaithful? Hmm?
Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:14 pm
Applies to most adults to especially if they are in 'Business' middle management!!

Guilty By Suspicion -

TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.88/5

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premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am

THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.


TAGS: gun rules
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:10 am
Five stars for the AMT Hardballer.
ICEMAN - May 7, 2011, 1:00 am
Been there... Done that... :
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:23 pm

yup...that5 about right.


TAGS: poster rules write good
Rating: 4.97/5

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house - July 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
5L V, thats gold
mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:43 pm
hahaha... this is a test? LOL
roostertree - July 12, 2011, 11:32 pm
No OP doesn't mean that. "How to Write Good" is already incorrect (the correct way would be "How to Write Well").
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:12 am
Don't you mean "How to Write More Gooder"?

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules


TAGS: muppets rule
Rating: 4.12/5

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BRO CODE - ARTICLE 72 A Bro never spell-checks. (we have grammar Nazi's for that)

TAGS: bro spell stupid rules lazy
Rating: 4.19/5

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mariand - November 26, 2011, 2:10 pm


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:58 pm
Not to mention other aircraft.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 4:49 pm


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


TAGS: h** pockets jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.6/5

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WTFO - October 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
I was listening to that bit this morning on the way to work. *sings* h** POCKET! 5 lions
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
search mayor mccheese.
Todd M. - October 16, 2009, 5:19 pm
Anything that has to do with Jim Gaffigan gets 5 Lions imo.

BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.

TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

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dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal

AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."

TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

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GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip

DR. STEVE BRULE - For your health!!!


TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.58/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 4:22 pm
Thank you silver!!
Silverheart - January 4, 2013, 3:14 pm

Love the pic, and the text is really good, too. 5 pin up Lions

LUKE - I am you car

TAGS: together we will rule the road as car and son
Rating: 4.41/5

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TheWiceMan - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
damit, that "R" just vanished... I promise you it was there
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:15 pm
even with the missing R
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:14 pm
that is funny. LOL
forseti - March 31, 2010, 3:12 pm

RULES TO THE INTERNET - Follow them... Or they will get you.... They never forget.

TAGS: rules internet
Rating: 2.94/5

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Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 8:13 pm
Well, it's not really funny, but it's the first Motifake explaining that "rule 34" stuff. This one is like... 87 percent crap, 8 percent sad truth (more or less) and 5 percent "I don't wanna know it."... All in all, rule 36.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 11:05 am

cannot believe I took time to read this
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 11:02 am
The most important ones: 36 and 42!


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the sh**. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.

RULE .303 -

TAGS: rule 303 breaker morant smle
Rating: 4.05/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:26 pm
I'll drink to that.


TAGS: aviation rules
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greeny - April 22, 2011, 1:14 pm
Do or die!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:02 pm
"there aren't many" I mean
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:01 pm
That should say "there aren't many..."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:43 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo you have the tact of a world class hostage negotiator. Hell if ever I'm abducted, the moment it stops being fun, I hope yer there to secure my release, uhmmm change that to freedom.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:15 pm
The other day I googled "electric strawberry" so in this day and age there aren't insider comments left to be made.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:12 pm
Hey, thanks, man. And Greeny too. Take it easy.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:48 am
And, Oh, Greeny.; BTW, "Semper Fi."
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:45 am
"Suck" aka "The Crotch," "The Green Machine," "University of Science, Music and Culture," "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children," U Suck My C...(well you get the idea); and so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseaum.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:40 am
Opps! I always thought the G stood for Gonorrhea! Oh well. Silly me. BTW, Sean, you are neither a** nor doucher; but a highly competent, inspiring and respected motifake-ician. Ma hero!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 6:09 am
Sorry, insider comment... Gunnery Sergeant, Marine enlisted rank E7 is often referred to as 'Gunny' by others who have been in the Corps, which is also affectionately called the 'Suck' for many joyous reasons
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:31 pm
Ok I understand the first for words of that seven word sentence.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 11:28 pm
Gy is for 'Gunny' in the suck
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:22 pm
If I had any class at all I woulda just sent our esteemed colleague a PM. I'm an a**. But NOT a massive douchebag. Ya hear me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:11 pm
I think it means "Gunnery"....but there's nothing wrong with that. (or that other thing you were thinking)
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Uhm, Sarge, what does the "Gy" stand for? I'm a confirmed civilian and presumed coward. My country's JAG turned me down way back when, citing something they called "standards." Sheesh.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 11:00 pm
And Rule No. 7 was WAY too esoteric. I quess there are only two instrument-rated on the site.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 10:25 pm
sa-weeet 5L
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 10:17 pm
Evidently Rule No. 6 was about bombing


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:38 pm
Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!

HYRULE - This explains so much.

HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.

TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 2.22/5

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BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to f***ing die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.



REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive

WHAT AN IDIOT - He left his shoes on

TAGS: obey the rules
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 12:53 pm
LOL!! 5L


TAGS: different species different rules
Rating: 4/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:37 pm
That is why there are Irish sunglasses and more than on e way to skin a cat.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:07 pm
sickartist is on roll...ditto on the rerun comment
rerun - January 3, 2010, 12:35 pm

so very true



TAGS: rules to live by
Rating: 4.52/5

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PUNK RAT - No rules just kick ass rock !


TAGS: google god rule 198
Rating: 3.52/5

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travesama - January 21, 2010, 1:46 pm
Thanks, I was just reading the rules of the internet and it just came to me
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
People need to lighten up. I am a Christan and this is f***ing hilarious! 5L! I may even log out just to give it another 5L. That is too funny.


TAGS: kids rules
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:22 am
Hun...you can remember that far back? Impressive! Aww ya know I'm just kidding and/or trying to piss ya off...bahaha...but thanks for the 5L gary! Luvs ya, huggy huggy...kiss kiss.
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 9:09 pm
been there 5L

DAD'S RULES - Rule #2: If you panic, Don't puke.

TAGS: panic rules
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - January 10, 2013, 10:21 pm
Rule #3: If you DO puke, then clean it up.


TAGS: simple rule for life think with your heart not your fear
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
Airman FTW!
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 6:00 pm
very nice aggy. 5L's
Airman - November 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
but without it, there would have been no search for the Holy Grail!!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:24 pm
Thought we'd get a reaction from the christians much sooner. Kudos, UK!
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:55 pm
Religion just keeps it organized into one convenient bundle. Power in numbers.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:32 pm
sad fact is, without religion, humans would still have a dozen reasons to hate other people... race, country, state, hair color...
TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 1:23 pm
Just because a cult gets really, really popular...(or happens to be thousands of years old) Doesn't make it any less of a cult.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
Very true, cubby.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
Isn't it all Human Nature?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 12:11 pm
It comes down to mob mentality. Hundreds of thousands of people thinking the same doesn't ever turn out well. A true point: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
culos - November 2, 2010, 12:01 pm
No, you're told what they want you to believe is right. There's a difference there
IllicoPresto - November 2, 2010, 11:58 am
And the simple answer is that if you follow a religion, then you will be told what is right.
Sivark - November 2, 2010, 10:27 am
Excellent comparison of terrorist actions performed hundreds of years ago to acts performed within the last 10 years.

RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.

TAGS: house rules comedy house fire
Rating: 3.8/5

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CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:14 pm
lol, nice poster
Derek - March 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Unlike here - unless it's the moderator ;})




TAGS: hun rules pillage then burn
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who say Hagar the Horrible has all the answers...or that dreadful Conan O'brien.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:43 pm
An important lesson for young barbarians everywhere. 5/5

Rule The World -


TAGS: calendar priority option rule mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - April 18, 2012, 10:22 pm


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm

1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).

TRENCH RULE - Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

TAGS: war trench rule gun fire
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2012, 5:21 pm
...and incoming fire has "right-of-way".



TAGS: military rule *** fail learn
Rating: 4.33/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 12:53 am
You should submit to Military Lulz site as well


TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.23/5

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LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
You can't win because they know how to spell because.
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:46 am
Wrong! I got my fathers .357 and and plugged the ****s. I think I won.


RULE 34 - No exceptions.

TAGS: kaiba ygotas 34 rule screw
Rating: 3.23/5

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BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:19 am
Yep add Sunglasses and Anime is OK. I've seen lots of Anime on here.

Frisbie Golf -


TAGS: aircraft rule crash site
Rating: 4.63/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 10:07 am
LOL 5L's
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:31 pm
That was supposed to be secret information!
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 2:55 am
HAHA! Nice...

YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again

TAGS: live hockey rules
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
You never forget your first look at the 5 hole.
pieman - July 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Ahh. There's Jr. Trying for the 5 hole. He makes me so proud. 5L


TAGS: ironic gun and smoking lobbies rules
Rating: 4.22/5

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sickartist - March 30, 2010, 6:58 pm
Naw Ice. It's legal unles the bar-owner posts no guns at the door.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
Why the hell does anyone need a gun in a bar? Fight like men, for f***'s sake.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
Hey Sick, when did they change the law? Last I heard bars were still off limits here.
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
That is because AZ is pragmatic. In other words, they rule.

PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"

CRYBABIES - To All You Babies Whining About Rejection: SHUT THE HELL UP And Make A Good Poster

LOOK FOR MY SIGN - I'll Always Be Close By When You Need Me

TAGS: batman rules
Rating: 3/5

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robbidos - November 11, 2012, 12:10 pm
Beware the flying rabbit! lol
Derek - July 18, 2010, 5:35 pm
Great picture - it's really hard to a good sparkler picture like this.

RULES - This One Going To Be Rejected Too?

TAGS: rejected motifake facepalm sigh rules
Rating: 2.69/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm

Zack - check your PM's please


TAGS: companion cube portal rule 34
Rating: 2.6/5

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I hate that Rule - April 30, 2009, 4:43 pm
One day that ****tty Rule is going to get f***ed by a lawyer, surprise butsecks for 34, thats what it deservers for doing that to the poor cube..



TAGS: aircraft rule nine
Rating: 4.74/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:25 pm
grimchar - April 27, 2011, 2:07 am
That, my friend, is a B-47 Stratojet (USAF 1951-1977) using JATO (Jet a**isted Take-Off) rockets to get off the ground and gain altitude more quickly.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
umm.. a B-52 has 8 engines. this is not a B52
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:01 pm
It's clearly a tank.....
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 8:51 pm
Troll? thats a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress...
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:24 am
Geez! Haven't seen nor thought of a B-47 in years! 5 big Steve Canyons!


The Clubhouse -

TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)




TAGS: egotistical lazy rules
Rating: 4.14/5

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BuggattEH - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm
Viva la revol*burp*ving room.


TAGS: life time human nature power captain rule tv show star trek red
Rating: 3.13/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 5:13 pm
Probably needs Viagra cuz Scotty wouldn't beam him up

WAL-MART - Putting dumbasses and stupid people together since 1962

VANDALISM - We need more spray paint and rocks for your windows


TAGS: prove the rule crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:21 pm
Cranky is shootin' motiroids!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:15 pm
A Long Way, You Have Come. My Friend. 5Ls
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
this one is hit out of the park. nicely done cranky. 5L
spacedog - November 5, 2010, 7:32 pm
Nice one Cranky.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2010, 5:28 pm
Well played. 5L

LIFE’S MYSTERIES - Forget about Stonehenge and the Bermuda triangle. I want someone to figure out how to get to the 3rd date without going on the first 2.

TAGS: third date rule in life
Rating: 4.87/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:49 pm
A 3rd date from the start? Just stop off at any reputable streetcorner and make sure you've got cash on hand.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 2:25 pm
:D This is where les***** are made!
jedimonk - September 30, 2011, 11:04 am
the deep pause before the deepthroat...
mariand - September 30, 2011, 5:37 am
lol...I'm sure there's a way...but only after you marry her


TAGS: the onion rules
Rating: 4.81/5

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TAGS: eagles rule
Rating: 4.44/5

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FatherTyme - June 17, 2011, 8:04 pm
Friggin awesome Airman, geeze. Words alone probably could not convey what you saw. I hate to say this but as advanced as any fighter jets are, they PALE in comparison to the speed, agility & ferocity of the feathered avian class. 5 bloodied claws for you
Airman - March 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
thanks all y'all
erock - March 16, 2010, 3:11 pm
5l's again to you airman.another epic poster!
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:25 pm
F#cking Awesome! Epic Win! 5 exploded crow corpses!
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 9:44 am
Somebody go ahead and Google the words "Insanity Wood" and then tell me how it got 13 straight 5Ls. THIS should be the top poster.
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2009, 6:29 am
In soviet america, there is currently a bill being circulated to ban golden eagles for being too amsome. 5L
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 1:40 am
Eagles never have to "eat crow." They do it because they want to. Emphatic 5Ls.


RULE #9 - Use a gun that works every time. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

TAGS: gun fight rule 9
Rating: 3.5/5

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thrassoss - June 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
Lol @ person in foreground, 8/3rds +1 does not mean at the TOP of the elevation scale. I'm sure no one else noticed though, it'll be our secret :)


TAGS: libertarian foxes rule
Rating: 3.42/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - October 18, 2009, 4:41 am
We had no designs on the Iraqis fate...The Iraqnians fate yes oh hell yes, but The Iraqi were just a way to a means
mallen - July 25, 2009, 5:56 pm
I think you're reading too much into the caption.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 3:58 pm
Is this anti liberal, or pro red foxes?
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 3:40 pm
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 3:22 pm
Soooo True


NATIONAL FLAGS - Some Are Pretty Cool And Then Some Have Snakes Carrying Knives

TAGS: strongbadia flag rules
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sidereal - January 28, 2010, 7:33 am
Ah Strongbadia, land of my father

DROP OUT NOW - And Conquer The World Like You Were Meant To Do

TAGS: khan rules
Rating: 3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 6:11 pm
And look at Bu5h; High School + College... Biggest joke in history, lol

NO DUMPING - Rule 34 applies here!

LINK - Gayest video game hero EVER!!!!

TAGS: legend of zelda link ganon hyrule nintendo video game rpg rpgs
Rating: 1.47/5

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Sean - August 2, 2009, 12:52 am
Sh-it-st-orm. (hyphens to foil the expletive police)
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:48 am
Ummm...has anyone but me noticed the complete bombardment of 'jalfordesque' posters being made?
Sean - August 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Oh God! Please! Stop. No more like this. Hideous. Jalfordesque incompetence. Dreck. Leave the funny to those who are. Please.

QUICK QUESTION - Does Anyone Know If The Five Second Rule Also Applies To Liquids???

TAGS: food coffee rule
Rating: 5/5

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mommakaboom - August 26, 2013, 8:50 am
I agree with Spacedog...The dog hairs are rough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 4:01 am
I agree with Cranky on thi5 one. Lol
spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:37 pm
Haha, nice one momma. @cranky: I think we've all been drunk enough to try this at least once. 5 dog hairs!
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:39 pm
If I spill milk in my kitchen, I call my dog, he's happy to clean it up for me. I also can't remember the last time I found where the cats puked before he found it.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:37 pm
Can you vote 5L on a comment?
crankyhead - October 4, 2012, 8:45 pm
Only if the liquid in question, had previously spent more than 16 years in an oak barrel. =)

sovereignty -

TAGS: rule order master
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 14, 2014, 6:48 pm
ughomer - February 14, 2014, 5:39 am
Sho nuff! 5L.
Greeny - February 14, 2014, 5:31 am
Yeah, but aren't you married?
EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2014, 11:22 pm
The wind has no will. I have no king.
Reality Lord - February 13, 2014, 11:20 pm

hauntingly profound

Captain Teague -

Science -


Strict Rules for Independence Day -

TAGS: rules rules
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2013, 1:54 am
Wow! Is that like a Nazi's park or 5omething? D@mn, it should read "STAY OFF THE GR@SS 'YER, WHIPPER SNAPPERS!"
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:50 pm
Its all in the timing homer and your timing is way better. I 5Led just for the same picture. :) Cheers.
ughomer - July 6, 2013, 7:44 am
Boy - is Ughomer a dope! The same image was posted by motifayk on June 23. Terribly sorry M-fayk - I've been away for awhile. That's still no excuse!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 4:00 pm
Sounds like a 5L time was had by all...payeah!

Work To Rule -

War and Peace -

TAGS: peace for the people war for the rulers of countries
Rating: 4.74/5

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motifayk - June 28, 2013, 12:46 am
Thank you. Its an honor coming from you.
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:51 pm
nicely done
motifayk - June 27, 2013, 8:17 am
Oh! Good to know you feel like that.
forseti - June 27, 2013, 1:40 am
timeless ma5terpiece!
motifayk - June 26, 2013, 10:59 am
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:47 am
Send this to MilitaryLulz.

Bad-assed Eastwood -

The Name Of The Game -

RULE 10 -

TAGS: aviation rules
Rating: 4.71/5

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GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:27 am
Ah, thanks, Airman. An ol' J3 got my cherry years ago. Only 'plane I know that to land you just line up the runway, chop the throttle, and take your hands off of the stick. Mr. Piper does the rest.


TAGS: airman blinkers rule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Airman - April 20, 2011, 6:58 pm


HOW TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRE HORDES RULE #23 - Set A Fire That Distracts Them With The Screams Of Your Loved Ones As You Get The Hell Out Of There

TAGS: hordes vampires screams rule hell
Rating: 4.57/5

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dy2012 - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
lol nice one


TAGS: the first rule of hair club
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:00 pm

great, now everybody knows...and I keep having to look over my shoulder